Because illiteracy can be cured one good post at a time…
Joe Mauer is wanted by just about every fantasy manager alive… and probably by some chicks too I suppose. So when you are a famous All-Star and eligible bachelor, why do you need TV to find you dates? (Donkey Carnival)
Should Donovon McNabb be the […]

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It’s playoff time, and instead of coming up with an intelligent, humorous, or otherwise clever post I’m watching the Sharks-Red Wings game 5.
I knew all along Golden State would beat Dallas. Okay, no, I didn’t… but how about a series breakdown? (Just Call Me Juice)
All the hockey playoff intensity in a conveniently small package […]

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After a week in which I predicted the outcome of an NBA mascot playoffs, I probably owe you some real stories.
Here is a good prediction of the actual NBA playoffs (Just Call Me Juice)
The Sharks won their first round series against the Preds, and Ted from A Price Above Bip Roberts explains his love affair […]

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A lot of happenings this week, and a lot of good reading for a lazy Sunday afternoon.
I have no idea what’s going on with radio shows and announcers lately. Colin Cowherd essentially breaks the law, shuts down The Big Lead, and there’s already a petition to have him fired. Don Imus thinks the […]

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What would Col. Nathan Jessup say? He’d say I’m an ungrateful lazy swine that should just say “thank you” and go on my way.
Who knows, he might even have something to say about Tubby Smith’s strange move to obscurity (Rumors and Rants)
Pimping is not easy, but it is a necessary essential in life… or […]

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So many stories, so little motivation…
Remember Chris Weinke? Yea, that old guy Carolina drafted a few years back. How’d that work out for them? (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
See Simon get hit. See Simon’s cowardly reaction. See Simon suspended. If I have learned anything from Disney movies, its that punishments are best […]

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Its more stories than I really have time to comment on, so here’s what others have to say…
PETA is trying to save chickens from being released on the court at KSU… if they really wanted to help chickens KFC might be a better place to start (Awful Announcing)
Hmmmm. Timmy Hardaway gets crap for hating […]

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What a day… what a day.
Cheating in NASCAR? No way. Next thing you are gong to tell me is that the sport is dominated by white trash and rednecks - Kenseth, Kahne fail inspections, face penalties
Kris Benson just found a way to keep an eye on his wife. I can’t believe that […]

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No, seriously. I do have a fever, and as such my brain has been being cooked alive for the past 60 hours. Can’t think good… haven’t did one of these in a while…
NBDL mascot Da Bull lost his head, literally, and got T’d up which almost cost his team the game. (ESPN)
The […]

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And this might be the strangest news day of my life…
Saddam Hussein was hanged to death today, I’m not sure if people are ever hanged to near death, but for some reason I thought that when Saddam was dead that Iraq was supposed to be a safer place… in North Carolina a woman attempted to […]

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