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Entries Tagged as 'Super Bowl'

I Don’t Quite Know That I’d Call That Bowl ‘Super’

February 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Well, at least until the fourth quarter. And to be honest, I guess that the title isn’t quite true since if I have to identify with either offense or defense… I’ve always had more of a defensive mindset and actually, I really did think that both defenses played a ‘Super Bowl’ caliber type game.
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Tags: Football · NFL · Super Bowl

Peyton Manning Is A Moron

February 7th, 2007 · No Comments

He is. He really sounds like he is the dumbest guy on the planet.
Of course I’m not talking about the Colt’s quarterback. No, he seems smart enough. Got a lower wonderlic score than the Sex Cannon, but smart enough. I am talking about the Chicago Bears fan soon to be [...]

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What Would Derek Do?

February 6th, 2007 · No Comments

Definitely not appear in a buddy film with Carrot Top, and that looks like where A-Rod is headed. With spring training only a week away, we haven’t had a good chance to boo A-Rod in quite some time, so it is without hesitation that I share this little nugget of information: A-Rod was the [...]

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Tags: Baseball · MLB · New York Yankees · Random Thoughts · Seal Clubbin' Fun · Sport · Super Bowl

They Finally Did It!

February 5th, 2007 · No Comments

Yes, surmounting the odds, they finally won it. I’m still in shock as I have been for quite a while now.
I am of course talking about the Iona Gaels. What… you maybe thought I was talking about Peyton and the Colts? First off, nothing changed last night. Anyone who says that [...]

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Tags: Basketball · Football · NCAA · NFL · Playoffs · Random Thoughts · Seal Clubbin' Fun · Sport · Super Bowl

He’s Got My Vote

February 4th, 2007 · No Comments

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Orton Hears A ‘Who?’

February 2nd, 2007 · No Comments

There is one story this Sunday that is probably not going to be told, and that’s the story of Kyle Orton. I’m not a fan of Orton’s. I’m not a fan of the Bears, but its hard to ignore just how big of a shaft this guy got in 2005 and 2006. [...]

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I’m Not Normally A Praying Man, But If You’re Up There, Please Save Me Superman!

January 23rd, 2007 · 1 Comment

The Super Bowl is set, and two of the four storylines that will surely be exhausted have come through:

Will this be the year that Peyton Manning wins the big one, and avoids the relentless Dan Marino comparisons? Will Peyton Manning ever reveal that he wears women’s underwear under his pads? (I haven’t heard anything, [...]

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Tags: Football · NFL · Playoffs · Seal Clubbin' Fun · Sport · Super Bowl