Okay, so the forces of nature have aligned themselves to present us with two drastically different parenting approaches.
It’s All On You Junior
It’s really comforting to know that professional athletes are driven by the sheer need to compete, succeed, and excel at their sport. And I suppose, as was the case for Barry Bonds, if […]
Entries Tagged as 'Sport'
Parents These Days Just Don’t Understand
June 8th, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Basketball · Douchebaggery · Sport · Family · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Sports Make The World Go Round
June 7th, 2007 · No Comments
So here’s the deal. Spain has had their national anthem since the 18th century, and that entire time, more than 200 years, it has been sans lyrics. It is just a tune, but just a tune no more.
After complaints from Spanish athletes, who long to be reduced to an overdone cliche and be […]
Tags: International · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Duck Tales: A Pattern Emerges
June 7th, 2007 · No Comments
First off, they weren’t the team I was pulling for but congrats anyway to the Anaheim Ducks and their Stanley Cup win which was watched last night by a total of 37 people. This year’s Cup Finals had such low ratings, that it lost out to “Build A Better Burger” on the Food Network. […]
Tags: NHL · Picks · Playoffs · Sport · Hockey · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Why I’m Rooting For Ottawa…
May 27th, 2007 · No Comments
I know its a little awkward coming from a San Jose Sharks fan, but I really don’t want to see the Anaheim Mighty Ducks win this year’s Stanley Cup. Well, maybe not so awkward considering the small rivalry between the Sharks and Ducks, but still, I’d much rather see Ottawa win the whole shebang.
As […]
Tags: NHL · Playoffs · Sport · Hockey · Seal Clubbin' Fun
A Few Good Fans
May 23rd, 2007 · No Comments
Want to root for Qatar?
Yea, at first neither did I, but that was before I found out that they are so desperate for fans at this year’s Asian Cup, that they are going to clothe and pay people to root, root, root for the away team.
Qatari delegates made enquiries about enlisting 10,000 local fans during […]
Tags: International · Soccer · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Two To Watch
May 22nd, 2007 · No Comments
Its always great to say on top of the game, for two reasons. One is to perform admirably in fantasy sports; if you think you can guess who is going to be the next hot rookie, it’s usually a guaranteed steal unless some jerk like me hypes them up out of control. The […]
Tags: MLB · NHL · Sport · Hockey · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Who Does This Kid Think He Is, Darryl Strawberry?
May 16th, 2007 · No Comments
Okay, so before you start going all Hollywood on us Lastings, don’t ya think it might help to play at least a full season in the bigs?
Well, I don’t know a whole lot about it, but Lastings Milledge, once a sure thing prospect, now becoming a bit of a question, put out a rap song […]
Tags: MLB · New York Mets · Random Thoughts · Sport · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Brett Favre Never Really Wanted To Be Traded?
May 15th, 2007 · No Comments
I call shenanigans on that one. Farve wants to be traded, of course he does, but he can’t demand a trade. Catch my drift?
No? Allow me to elaborate on my wild and crazy theory here. My take on the Brett Favre deal is this: Green Bay fans are some of the most […]
Tags: NFL · Sport · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun
The Smell Of Desperation; Smells Kind Of Like Starfruit
May 14th, 2007 · 2 Comments
I really don’t know how else to categorize this other than desperation, although hindsight will either call it madness or brilliance. The Jets have invited two unlikely individuals to their rookie minicamp: world-class wrestlers Cole Konrad and Tommy Rowlands, both two-time NCAA wrestling champs who haven’t played football since middle school for the most […]
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Chipper Jones Makes Startling Discovery: Life Is Not Fair
May 14th, 2007 · No Comments
Hey, I knew it… now Chipper knows it: Major League Baseball has only three real concerns and those are profits, profits, and whores.
Chipper came to find out about concerns one and two by the fact that his Atlanta Braves get stuck playing the Bo Sox more than any other team in interleague play. And […]
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