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The Best Thing To Come Out Of tOSU Since Maurice Clarett…

November 15th, 2007 · No Comments

Okay, so technically when a Buckeye student takes a crap that’s a better product of tOSU than the vodka/ hatchet wielding MC. But this would have to be up the scale at least when it comes to interesting discussion topics. Trevon D. Logan, an economics professor at tOSU has spent some of his […]

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Tags: NCAA · Sport · Football

The Cougar Is A Brave And Noble Creature - WSU Fooball

November 1st, 2007 · 2 Comments

Yes, yes, yes. That was a good win last week… but I’m not entirely certain why it was such a surprise. I’m almost offended for the players that many of the fans stormed the field after the game; that’s a pretty bad indictment about how low their expectations were coming into Martin Stadium […]

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Tags: Brave Cougar · WSU Cougars · NCAA · Sport · Football

Thats Where I Saw The Leprechaun, He Told Me To Burn Things

September 17th, 2007 · No Comments

When life throws you tragedy in the form of a sports loss… what better way to express your disappointment than to burn your own things:

An Albanian fishmonger set fire to his van in a burst of anger after the national soccer team lost to the visiting Dutch side, and firefighters failed to extinguish the blaze […]

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Tags: International · Soccer · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

I Guess This Is What You Would Categorize As A Moral Defeat

July 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

If they have moral victories, they must also have moral defeats, right?
Well, if that’s true, last weekend’s victory over Japan in the 3rd IFAF World Football Championships would qualify. Maybe we really shouldn’t even bother competing in this one, because anything short of three consecutive blowouts will be considered failure. So am I […]

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Tags: Sport · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

The Major League Storyline Just Never Gets Old

June 19th, 2007 · No Comments

Seriously, how is it that a movie made in 1989 would be prophetic to 2006-2007. Lately, there have been at least two professional franchises who have blatantly ripped off the Charlie Sheen/ Tom Berenger film.
In case you live in a cave, the plot entails the a team tanking so they can lower attendance and […]

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Tags: NHL · Sport · Hockey · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Astrology Will Become A Legitimate Science - My Horoscope Said So

June 15th, 2007 · 2 Comments

When some people read this, they may assume that I wear velcro shoes if you know what I mean. I can assure you however that I do not (I prefer sandals… the velcro always sticks to my socks). But when I look at the Tampa Bay Devil Rays this season, I can’t help […]

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Tags: MLB · Sport · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

The White Man’s Collective Scream Could Be Deafening

June 14th, 2007 · 3 Comments

With basketball players routinely being sized 6′5″ and taller, it seems that basketball is a much different sport than it may have originally been created to be. Somehow I don’t think that when Dr. James Naismith created basketball in 1891 he thought that one day players would be tall enough to simply go up […]

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Tags: Basketball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Why, Why Would An Eight Foot Tall Wookie Live On The Planet Endor?

June 12th, 2007 · 1 Comment

And why, why would the NHL give Gary Bettman a raise? Bettman - pictured right apparently displaying his sobriety - was given a $2 million pay raise from the owners because of his… okay, I don’t really know why he deserved a raise other than the fact that he is the commissioner and the […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · NHL · Sport · Hockey · Seal Clubbin' Fun

The Elephant Walk

June 11th, 2007 · 3 Comments

[The Elephant Walk is my somewhat regular column on Oakland Athletics baseball. Results, performances, transactions or other thoughts I might have about the A’s]

Can You Say Ownage.. How About Stonage?
As I pointed out yesterday, the A’s swept the Giants to be 5-1 on the season against their Bay Area rivals. At said event, a […]

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Tags: MLB · Elephant Walk · Oakland A's · Sport · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

A Tale Of Two Cities

June 10th, 2007 · No Comments

The best team in the Bay Area is of course the Oakland Athletics. Thanks to a 2-0 win today, the A’s completed a three game sweep of the San Francisco Giants; the 3 wins make the season series 5-1 in favor of the A’s. Some highlights of the most recent series:
Run differential for […]

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Tags: MLB · Oakland A's · Sport · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun