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Entries Tagged as 'San Jose Sharks'

Toskala Is Gone, Chipmuks Are Acting… My Universe Is Seriously (Censored) Up

June 22nd, 2007 · 1 Comment

First, whenever there is an “internet craze”, I always seem to be the last to find out. First or last, I’m still going to post it, cause the animal pretty much proves my assumption that Ben Afflect can be out acted by an animal.
Wait, let me set the little guy up…
Hey, did you hear […]

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The Sharks-Wings Series: Brought To Us By The Number ‘Two’

May 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

A 2-2 series, all tied up after a 3-2 overtime victory last night by the Red Wings over the Sharks. Despite the fact that I would have loved, absolutely adored the Sharks taking a 3-1 lead and having the Wings with their backs to the wall, I can also stop to recognize that its […]

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Who’s Next?

April 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Right now it looks like its going to be the Ducks, unless the Red Wings can actually pull this out in Calgary, which I’m kind of hoping for just to have a Ducks-Canucks series that would make Dr. Seuss proud.

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If I Knew It Was Going To Be That Kind Of Party …

April 13th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Alright, so as I am writing this, the Sharks are in game two of their best of seven with Nashville, and for the second game in a row, a Nashville player has taken a cheap shot and seemingly has severely injured Steve Bernier. While Bernier was facing the boards with his head down he […]

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Life Goes On For Korky

February 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

Alexander Korolyuk is an enigma wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon and smothered with a tangy sauce? Well, he’s hard to figure out. Being a Sharks fan, I know all about this guy and all about how good he was supposed to be. The on again off again relationship with the […]

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Rough Waters In The Pacific

November 5th, 2006 · No Comments

With the Sharks’ win over the Penguins last night they now have 20 points and are 3rd place in the Pacific Division behind Anaheim and Dallas. 3rd in your division tends not to sound all that great until you look around the rest of the NHL. As a matter of fact, 20 points […]

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Okay, So I Won’t Be Making Any More Predictions Anytime Soon

October 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Of course its only three games into the season but I am thoroughly impressed with the San Jose Sharks. Both goaltenders are making strong cases for being the only starter and the team is scoring goals in bunches while being stronger defensively and on the penalty kill than I would have expected.
I never thought […]

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Well Played Dougie

October 1st, 2006 · No Comments

If you ask me, good move by the Sharks this weekend picking up a first round pick and Vladimir Malakhov (probably a number 5 or 6 defender at this point) for Alex Koloryuk and Jim Fahey, neither looked to make an impact on the ice this season.
So basically the Sharks got something for nothing, and […]

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The Bar Has Been Set In The Pacific

July 17th, 2006 · No Comments

Sure Eric Lindros is not the same player he used to be, and gets hurt more than the Italian soccer team flops, but the Dallas Stars are at least making a major move to shake up their team and strenghten their perennial grip on the NHL Pacific.
I really hope Doug Wilson and the Sharks have […]

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