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Entries Tagged as 'San Jose Sharks'

Jumping The Shark(ie) - Blowin’ It Up For Stanley

July 28th, 2008 · No Comments

[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Plans?
Gone.
Future?
Out the […]

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Jumping The Sharkie - Wilson Fires Wilson

May 13th, 2008 · No Comments

[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Ron Wilson… […]

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Jumping The Shark(ie): Surprise Stats With Every Purchase

December 16th, 2007 · No Comments

[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
First… The […]

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Jumping The Shark(ie)

November 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment

[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Let’s Get […]

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Show ‘Em Your ‘O’ Face

September 17th, 2007 · No Comments

Speaking of the Sharks, another move - if you call signing Jeremy Roenick a ‘move’ and not a mistake - is that they seem to be offering all types tryouts. Included in this group is former Shark Sandis Ozolinsh, who I remember best for missing an empty net in game 7 against Toronto in […]

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This Is Kicked In The Junk Painful

September 17th, 2007 · No Comments

Awful… just awful.
I’m thinking radio is the way to follow the Sharks games this year. I won’t be able to keep food down watching them play in these…

“Our goal was to produce a uniform that paid homage to our birth as a franchise while incorporating a few elements that are more ‘now’,” said President […]

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Jeremy Roenick?

September 5th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Yesterday the Sharks signed veteran center Jeremy Roenick to a one year deal worth $500,000. I can’t tell if Roenick will be the Sharks’ third line center or fourth line center; either way this deal makes very little sense for either party, and is best summed up by my brother’s comment from yesterday:
Why?

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I Can’t Remember What Happened To The Sharks Last Year…

September 3rd, 2007 · 2 Comments

Because they’ve got new unis, and if I have learned anything from sports, new unis always make fans forget the disappointments of past seasons, right?
Now, it’s a given that the Sharks did make the playoffs and got out of the first round, but they were a team who were pretty much ‘conference finals or bust’, […]

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Jumping The Shark(ie)

August 24th, 2007 · No Comments

[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
The Sharks […]

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Jumping The Shark(ie)

July 6th, 2007 · No Comments

[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Same […]

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