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Entries Tagged as 'San Francisco Giants'

Barry’s Indictment Brings Nothing To The Table

November 16th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Okay, so it brings us to the conclusion that we may be able to prove that Barry took steroids knowingly. Compare this to our current level of information: according to Game of Shadows we know that Barry admitted to taking a substance that he did not think was steroids… which turned out to be, […]

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Giant Walk Of Shame - Oh How It Would Suck To Be A SF Giants Fan

July 11th, 2007 · No Comments

If there is one opinion I have never swayed from, its the fact that San Francisco GM Brian Sabean is completely and totally incompetent. True he helped the Giants to the World Series with a few moves, and has had 8 winning seasons during his tenure… oh and he’s also raped and pillaged the […]

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Barry Bonds Deserves His All-Star Spot

July 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Believe me, this is coming from one of the biggest Barry haters out there, but unfortunately we live in a universe where we need the smoking gun, and until that’s out there I think we have to begrudgingly talk about Bonds as if he is worth half a crap.
So with all the talk on sports […]

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The Giant Walk Of Shame

June 26th, 2007 · No Comments

Typically I comment and write about the A’s, but most of my friends and family are SF Giants fans so I do tend to still follow the team pretty closely. Right now the Giants are in a much better position to speculate about the future for, so I figured I’d give a shot at […]

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Why Not Throw In A Side Of Ribs While Your’e At It

June 1st, 2007 · No Comments

One of the themes I have had on my site is whenever I choose to express my utter discontempt for Brian Sabean as the General Manager of the San Francisco Giants. Its not so much that I hate the guy… how could I when I’ve never met him? But one thing definitely in […]

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Two Teams That Just Don’t Get It

March 20th, 2007 · No Comments

The Miami Dolphins and San Francisco Giants are just enigmas right now, one team because they seem too willing to take on new players, another for being too hesitant to learn from their past mistakes.
First off, what is it with Florida teams stocking up on quarterbacks? Tampa trades for Jake Plummer and signs Jeff […]

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Tags: NFL · San Francisco Giants · MLB · Sport · Baseball · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Two Reasons To Carry Bail Money: Barry And Beer

March 14th, 2007 · No Comments

Honestly, too much of either one is likely to land you in the slammer.
But I love this picture. First off, it looks like Bonds probably would have been better off DHing in the AL after he lost two flyballs in the first inning of Monday’s spring training game. Second, his little blunder just […]

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The Real Motivation Behind Signing Zito

March 9th, 2007 · No Comments

A little bait and switch on the media, eh? Clever.

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Wilkinson Hurt: There’s A Shocker

March 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Anyone who follows rugby knows that Jonny Wilkinson spends more time on the DL than Ken Griffey, Jr. Its that bad. Actually, if not for the 6 nations tournament currently going on, I might have read the article’s title and been surprised that he was actually healthy enough to play… and then get […]

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Tags: RBS 6 Nations · International · San Francisco Giants · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

This Ain’t The Simpsons

February 28th, 2007 · 2 Comments

And its not Ken Griffey’s grotesquely swollen jaw that has people talking.
The paperback edition of Game of Shadows just makes me sicker and sicker that 1) Barry Bonds will be the new homerun king and that 2) Giants fans seem to be somehow okay with the obvious fact that he cheated to get there. […]

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