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Use Your Head

April 25th, 2007 · No Comments

This weekend’s incident at CSU got met thinking about some of the better head shots in memory’s past, here are a few from various sports:

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Soccer · YouTube · Rugby · Basketball · Baseball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Did Mark Buehrle Just Sign His One Way Ticket Out Of The Windy City?

April 19th, 2007 · No Comments

So what do you get with a no hitter besides that quasi-erotic hug from your backstop after the game (not that there’s anything wrong with that)? I know its a weird thing to say the day after a guy throws a no hitter, but I’m just trying to be ahead of the game, and […]

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Tags: MLB · Random Thoughts · Sport · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

How Do You Like To Get Your Hate Mail?

April 15th, 2007 · No Comments

I was asked an interesting question by a friend today, and that is, what is the proper format one should use when writing hate mail? Specifically, is hate mail more powerful as a handwritten letter, or as typed and formatted official document? Is it different if it written to someone you know […]

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CBS Is Showing Shark Porn Now?

April 14th, 2007 · No Comments

I know this probably just makes me look like a dork because I didn’t even know there was a show called Shark, but knowing that, you can understand my confusion while I was at the CBS website seeing if they had any good shows to watch…

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Animals/Pets · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Aqua Seal Attack Force

April 13th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Aww. Nibbles, what a cute name.
Nibbles the elephant seal is defying his tame nickname by killing smaller seals, menacing a kayaker and chomping on a surfer and a dog on the northern California coast
Okay, not so cute. That’s one pissed off seal…. he must have read my blog.

The 2,000-pound lone male is seen […]

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How Long Has This Been Going On?

April 10th, 2007 · No Comments

No wonder he did not want to play for the Bucs. It took me a while to figure it all out, but the pieces to the puzzle finally fell into place. I’m onto you Jake the “Snake”…

Bobcats’ Morrison [or should I say Plummer?!?] fined $25,000 for obscene gesture (AP)

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Tags: NFL · Douchebaggery · NBA · Random Thoughts · Football · Basketball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Weenend Reading Assignment: Foot And (Or In) Mouth Disease

April 8th, 2007 · No Comments

A lot of happenings this week, and a lot of good reading for a lazy Sunday afternoon.
I have no idea what’s going on with radio shows and announcers lately. Colin Cowherd essentially breaks the law, shuts down The Big Lead, and there’s already a petition to have him fired. Don Imus thinks the […]

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Tags: NCAA · MLB · Douchebaggery · Random Thoughts · Weekend Reading · Baseball · Politics · Basketball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

R Kelly May Be Trapped In The Closet… But Not This Brave Coach

April 7th, 2007 · No Comments

One of the big issues in men’s sports is when is an active player on a team sport going to be the first to come out of the closet.. not that there’s anything wrong with that. Its a pretty weird double standard, as when female athletes and coaches come out its really a non-story. […]

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The Yankees Will Win 110 Games In 2007?

April 5th, 2007 · 1 Comment

… according to math, proving that math can easily be used for both good and evil. Bruce Bukiet of the New Jersey Institute of Technology created a model to estimate the total wins by each team, and by his calculations the Yankees will win 100 games… although many not using the power of math […]

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Tags: MLB · New York Yankees · Random Thoughts · Sport · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Headline Of The Day

April 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Monkey flees zoo, attacks bus passenger
Comedians always joke about animals escaping the zoo, but it really happened in Mexico, but for some God awful reason the monkey decided that freedom is best spend riding a bus.
The animal sat next to the bus driver for almost an hour as he drove through the city, and scratched […]

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Animals/Pets · Seal Clubbin' Fun