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Entries Tagged as 'Oakland A's'

The Elephant Walk

May 13th, 2007 · No Comments

[The Elephant Walk is my weekly wrap-up of Oakland Athletics baseball. Results, performances, transactions or other thoughts I might have about the A’s]
Jack Cust, Where Have You Been All My Life?
Thank goodness for Jack Cust and Dan Johnson. The pair have accumulated 15 home runs and 21 RBI over the past week… just think […]

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The Elephant Walk

May 6th, 2007 · No Comments

[The Elephant Walk is my weekly wrap-up of Oakland Athletics baseball. Results, performances, transactions or other thoughts I might have about the A’s]

The Week That Was
It really could not have been more of a roller coaster for the A’s this week: loss, win, loss, win, loss, win. At least we can say they are […]

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The Elephant Walk

April 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

[The Elephant Walk is my weekly wrap-up of Oakland Athletics baseball. Results, performances, transactions or other thoughts I might have about the A’s]
What a week… what a week. Not the greatest ending, dropping one to Kameron Loe and the Texas Rangers 0-7, but a good week indeed. And I don’t know if you […]

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The Elephant Walk

April 15th, 2007 · No Comments

[The Elephant Walk is my weekly wrap-up of Oakland Athletics baseball. Results, performances, transactions or other thoughts I might have about the A’s]
I hate it when I’m right
I was pretty certain that playing centerfield was not going to be good for Milton Bradley. Now Bradley has missed three straight games nursing a hamstring injury. […]

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The Elephant Walk

April 8th, 2007 · No Comments

[The Elephant Walk is my weekly wrap-up of Oakland Athletics baseball. Results, performances, transactions or other thoughts I might have about the A’s]
Not the best way to start… but the A’s tend to start slow and blow up sometime in the summer. The biggest worry however is losing two of three to Seattle. […]

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Dear God, Judy, Just Get The Trade Done Already So We Can Get On With Our Lives

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

This potential trade has been on the table for probably a good month now and personally I can’t stand this crap anymore… if I wanted sports to be more like daytime television I’d be a Cowboys fan, but I’m not.
The trade in question is between the A’s and the Mets, and thanks to the book […]

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Hey, We Didn’t Have A Message On Our Answering Machine When We Left. How Very Odd

December 31st, 2006 · No Comments

I didn’t want to say anything earlier, but I think the A’s (and most of Major League Baseball) missed out on a good deal. But I emphasize the Athletics because they signed Mike Piazza for $8 million for only one season. No matter how well Mike does, he is bolting back to the […]

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Son, When You Participate In Sporting Events, It’s Not Whether You Win Or Lose; It’s How Drunk You Get

December 6th, 2006 · No Comments

The A’s got themselves two new players today: Alan Embree and Mike Piazza.
Starting with Embree, it looks like a good deal. Embree is a good reliever, a bit old, but good. The free agent market is not strong this year, and Embree was a good grab since he had a strikeout per walk […]

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Introducing Your Freemont Athletics

November 7th, 2006 · No Comments

Professional baseball in Freemont, CA?
According to an ESPN News report, the Oakland A’s will announce tomorrow that they will purchase the land and pay for the construction of their own stadium in Freemont, only 18 miles from San Jose. But Giants fans should not start crying just yet about the A’s creeping into the […]

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The Ghost Of World Series Past

October 25th, 2006 · No Comments

Oakland may may remember Orel Hershiser from such games as Game 2 of the 1988 World Series… or possibly Game 5, of the 1988 World Series. Yep, the World Series MVP for the Dodgers in their 5 game defeat of the A’s is now being considered for the managerial position that has recently been […]

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