[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Plans?
Gone.
Future?
Out the [...]
Entries Tagged as 'NHL'
Jumping The Shark(ie) - Blowin’ It Up For Stanley
July 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tags: Hockey · Jumping the Sharkie · NHL · San Jose Sharks
Jumping The Sharkie - Wilson Fires Wilson
May 13th, 2008 · No Comments
[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Ron Wilson… [...]
Tags: Hockey · Jumping the Sharkie · NHL · San Jose Sharks · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Jumping The Shark(ie)
November 13th, 2007 · 1 Comment
[When it comes time to talk San Jose Sharks hockey, it’s time to Jump the Shark(ie). A column based on my thoughts, observations, and commentary on my favorite NHL franchise - and named in homage to one really crappy episode of Happy Days that more or less, signified the coming of the end ]
Let’s Get [...]
Tags: Hockey · Jumping the Sharkie · NHL · San Jose Sharks
By The Power Of Greyskull…
October 25th, 2007 · No Comments
Letting the video speak for itself… what a goal.
… and from this angle.
Toews is a 19-year old rookie who made all four Avs players in that shot look like chumps. My French is pretty bad but I don’t think you have to be fluent to understand that Brett Clark just got destroyed on [...]
Honestly People, How Is Mike Keenan Employed And Joe Torre Is Out Of A Job?
October 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Okay, well Torre turned down a one-year deal today… but probably because the Yankees treated him like a disposable diaper. They crapped all over him for the past few weeks and then offered him a one-year deal at a significant pay cut. I guess in the end it was a smart move? [...]
Tags: Hockey · NHL · Seal Clubbin' Fun
1-3 Bengals Fans Getting Crapped On
October 2nd, 2007 · No Comments
Well, I’d consider a 1-3 start getting crapped on by your team, but the fans in Cinci are getting crapped on in a much more literal sense.
The owners of the stadium where the Cincinnati Bengals play have withdrawn a request seeking city approval to shoot pigeons that have been pooping on fans during games.
Apparently they [...]
Dudes On Ice: 2007-08 NHL Predicitons
October 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment
Time to put on my beaver fur thinking cap, have some moose steaks and talk hockey. Rosters are getting set, and it’s time to take a look-see and figure out what this season might look like:
Atlantic Division
Wow, who’da thunk it? The Rangers buying all the offense money can buy and getting replacement level [...]
Aaaand We’ve Got Our First Suspension
October 1st, 2007 · 1 Comment
Steve Downie pulled 20 games for this hit on Dean McAmmond. Every time I look at it there’s really no arguing for Downie… and if you watch the other videos it’s clear that Downie has a bit of a mean streak and I think it’s safe to say that this will not be [...]
Oh Boy, Sleep! That’s Where I’m A Viking!: Hockey Sleepers
September 27th, 2007 · No Comments
I hate the term sleepers, but until I can coin a new one I’m king of screwed. I guess what I don’t like is the fact that outlets post their “sleepers” and they wind up being picked in the 5th round… kind of defeats the purpose. So I’m digging deep in my soul [...]
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Oh, Everything Looks Bad If You Remember It
September 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment
I’ve held off on thrashing the NHL on this one… mainly because I thought they’d come to their senses. This is the league that is televised on Versus -which I believe also features basket-weaving competitions and thumb wrestling, held their All-Star game on a weeknight, and had a pivotal came of their championship series [...]






