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I Don’t Quite Know That I’d Call That Bowl ‘Super’

February 4th, 2008 · No Comments

Well, at least until the fourth quarter. And to be honest, I guess that the title isn’t quite true since if I have to identify with either offense or defense… I’ve always had more of a defensive mindset and actually, I really did think that both defenses played a ‘Super Bowl’ caliber type game.
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Tags: Super Bowl · NFL · Football

Yahoo! Sports Experts vs A Quarter: Round III

January 19th, 2008 · No Comments

So for anyone not aware of what I’m doing this offseason - which you should because its consumed the majority of my recent posts - is I’m flipping a quarter and comparing it to Yahoo!’s NFL expert Chris Carter’s playoff picks. I chose Chris not to pick on him personally, but its his picks […]

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Tags: Picks · NFL · Playoffs · Football

Yahoo! Sports Experts vs A Quarter: Round II

January 11th, 2008 · No Comments

A few days ago, I proved that my North Dakota quarter was better at predicting the Wild Card round than Yahoo! Sports expert Chris Carter. That was done post-games, so who knows, maybe it was tainted. To test, this week I’m flipping the coin in advance to see if my quarter can, once […]

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Tags: Picks · NFL · Playoffs · Football

Yahoo! Sports Expert Chris Carter vs. A Quarter

January 6th, 2008 · No Comments

You know, with the Chargers heading to certain victory against the Titans, I decided to look back and see how Yahoo!’s expert Chris Carter did at predicting the games. Well, here’s how he did: he was .500 on the weekend. Now, since I got an ‘A’ in my stats and probability class, I […]

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Tags: Picks · NFL · Playoffs · Football

How Larry Johnson Might Be The Anti Jackie Robinson

October 18th, 2007 · 4 Comments

You know, there’s a lot of talk about declining rates of African-Americans in baseball and basketball. Many of those conversations discuss the inherent racism that is still deeply ingrained in our country. This is not one of those conversations.
I was pretty shocked to see Jason Whitlock’s article today on Fox Sports, in which […]

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Some Unis From The Past Should Really Stay In The Past

September 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

When did the Lollipop Guild get an NFL franchise?

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People We’d Like To Club

September 19th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Really Donovan? You’re going there? Your using the race card… even though this means that OJ might not be able to use it to het himself out of jail? That’s just selfish… and that’s just an awful cop out. Awful… just awful.
Before I even get into this, I’m gonna let Donovan […]

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Tags: People We'd Like To Club · NFL · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

The Most Damning Evidence In Favor Of Barry Bonds

August 29th, 2007 · 1 Comment

This is potentially the biggest hit to those concerned that steroids are ruining our sports and that guys can cheat their way to glory: Tim Couch was ‘roiding it up.
Yep, Tim Couch, former number one draft pick Tim Couch. The same Tim Couch who was cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars on August 18th; recent […]

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I Refuse To View Pacman Jones As An “Investment”

August 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Did the Titans’ staff not see Pacman’s interview on ESPN First Take Thursday? That was the most pathetic attempt at claiming that he has cleaned up his act. So why in the hell would Tennessee actually go to court to stop him from wrestling? A wrestling injury just means they get to […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · NFL · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

How About A Game Of Cards Next Time?

August 9th, 2007 · No Comments

So far this season, we’ve had one rookie out of minicamp because of a paintball shot to the groin; now in the true spirit of competition and oneupsmanship, Saints starting linebacker Scott Fujita got himself sidelined after an injury at… get ready for it… the water slide park.

Fujita was not available for a formal interview, […]

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