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Entries Tagged as 'New York Yankees'

Conspiracy Theorists: Get Ready… Get Set…

August 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment

Yesterday I questioned the Yankees’ trade for Wilson Betemit; such a deal did not make sense for a team who seems to be in the playoff hunt and not in the practice of rebuilding. Today, new information has come to light that opens the door wide open to total and complete speculation that is […]

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Yankee Doodle

July 1st, 2007 · No Comments

“Isn’t this the end?” Steinbrenner was asked.
“Don’t bet the house on it,” he said.
“Well, then, how long can it go on?”
“I don’t know. I hope forever.”
This is a quote from the locker room after the 2000 World Series in which the Yankees won the most recent of their titles. 8 years later the Yankees […]

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Jeters Never Prosper

May 7th, 2007 · 1 Comment

This is exactly why people hate the Yankees:
Florida Marlins Payroll: $30.5 million
Cost of Roger Clemens to the New York Yankees (includes luxury tax): $28 million
Tampa Bay Devil Rays Payroll: $24.1 million
You can’t blame Roger though… cannot blame Roger. If someone is willing to pay you an obscene amount of money to play part of […]

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Yankees Need A New Strength Coach…

May 4th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Why not wrestle Chuck Berry away from USC?

Also, Cashman, are you friggin serious? Director of Performance Enhancement? Yea, that’s not going to carry any negative connotations with it.

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Amazing What Back-to-Back-to-Back-to-Back Homeruns Can Do To Your Attitude

April 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

Earlier this year, even a week ago, the Yankees were making like Phil Hughes did not have the slightest chance at being called up this year. They were going to take it easy with him. But then, yesterday, maybe they figured out that a few bad outings are not going to kill Phil […]

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The Yankees Will Win 110 Games In 2007?

April 5th, 2007 · 1 Comment

… according to math, proving that math can easily be used for both good and evil. Bruce Bukiet of the New Jersey Institute of Technology created a model to estimate the total wins by each team, and by his calculations the Yankees will win 100 games… although many not using the power of math […]

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Jesus In Fact May Hate The Yankees

March 28th, 2007 · No Comments

Its a shirt on bustedtees.com (which I own proudly), but it may be more reality than comedy. But then again, sometimes reality is the best comedy… I have no idea where I ‘m going with this.
It looks like Carl Pavano is going to start on Opening Day for the New York Yankees.
(Right.)
That’s a joke. […]

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What Would Derek Do?

February 6th, 2007 · No Comments

Definitely not appear in a buddy film with Carrot Top, and that looks like where A-Rod is headed. With spring training only a week away, we haven’t had a good chance to boo A-Rod in quite some time, so it is without hesitation that I share this little nugget of information: A-Rod was the […]

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