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My Beef With The NBA: Volume 2387, Edition 1298b

March 20th, 2007 · No Comments

Okay, so let me get this straight: NBA personnel cannot talk to, nor talk about college players until they have declared. That makes no sense. “Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!”.
I’m sorry, but if […]

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Tags: NBA · Random Thoughts · Basketball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Weekend Reading Assignment: Just Call Me Lazy

March 11th, 2007 · No Comments

So many stories, so little motivation…
Remember Chris Weinke? Yea, that old guy Carolina drafted a few years back. How’d that work out for them? (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
See Simon get hit. See Simon’s cowardly reaction. See Simon suspended. If I have learned anything from Disney movies, its that punishments are best […]

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Tags: NBA · If I Ran · March Maddness · NCAA · Weekend Reading · Hockey · Sport · Basketball · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Hey, I Did’t Know Ron Artest Doubled As A Mascot

March 9th, 2007 · No Comments

Apparently a man is suing the Indiana Pacers and its mascot, “Boomer”, because the mascot dropped the boom on him and he now has “permanent injuries”. He should be suing because being a cat mascot for the Pacers makes absolutely no sense. I don’t expect mascots to always make sense, but the Pacers […]

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Tags: Mascots · NBA · Basketball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

The Japanese Love Buffaloes

March 4th, 2007 · No Comments

I know nothing about Japanese baseball, but I do find it odd that they have two teams with the Buffalo monkier: the Orix Buffaloes and the Kintetsu Buffaloes. The only reason why I know this is because after signing with Orix, Tuffy Rhodes will now have played for both teams.
Rhodes came out of retirement […]

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Tags: MLB · NBA · Random Thoughts · Basketball · Baseball · Life · Seal Clubbin' Fun

You’re A Bad Bad Man Charlie Brown

February 20th, 2007 · No Comments

There’s been some stuff going on here and there this week. Dominick Rhodes got himself a nice DUI to go along with his new Super Bowl ring, and Pacman Jones happened to be at the post NBA All Star game shoot out. Its all bad stuff, but it pales in comparison to two […]

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Tags: NBA · NFL · Douchebaggery · Sport · Life · Baseball · Football · Culture · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Ron Artest Is Not Only A Bad Rapper… He’s Also A Bad Person

February 7th, 2007 · No Comments

So last night, a local bar manager has accused three members of Ron Artest’s former team of attacking him in the early morn. The accused players are Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daniels, and Keith McLeod, who claim that at the time the brawl broke out they were just trying to get out of the club […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · NBA · Basketball · Life · Seal Clubbin' Fun

I Hope This Has Taught You Kids A Lesson: Kids Never Learn

January 7th, 2007 · No Comments

So browsing through the Seattle Times online edition, I came across two articles, both involving the Sonics, which I found to be very interesting together.
First off was an article about the cities of Renton and Bellevue and their current push to get the Sonics new ownership to build the new arena for the team in […]

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Two Teams, Two Cities, Two Sports, One Post

December 7th, 2006 · No Comments

But both have rather bad strategies.
First, let’s go back to my bread and butter: Brian Sabean. The Giants decided to re-sign Barry Bonds for the total sum of $16 million for one year. To give some perspective, that kind of money could have kept Jason Schmidt or possibly signed Juan Pierre AND Jose […]

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Tags: NBA · San Francisco Giants · MLB · Basketball · Baseball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Does This Mean I Can’t Keep My World Champ Ring I Found In My Cereal This Morning?

October 5th, 2006 · No Comments

I love this potential move by the NBA, and think that the MLB and NHL should take note and follow suit:
Spain — An all-Europe division of the NBA — with teams in cities such as Madrid, London, Moscow, Berlin and Cologne — has been a fantasy for basketball fans on this side of the Atlantic […]

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Tags: MLB · NBA · NHL · Playoffs · Basketball · Hockey · Sport · Baseball