You know, I did this a while back for the NBA… predicted, or rather incorrectly predicted the NBA playoffs using the mascots to determine the winner of each round. It was such a rousing failure on so many levels that I thought I’d do it again.
American League
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Wally the Green Monster vs Rally […]

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It’s all about dancing mascots here…

I have no idea how that helps sell baseball tickets… but it does upset me that a guy in a mascot costume can dance better than I can ever hope to.
And for the finale… it’s always funnier when there’s a groin injury…but the game must go on.

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Okay, so basketball is not my sport. I understand it, I watch it, but unlike baseball, football, rugby, hockey and soccer I did not play it on a competitive level… so really I’m at a loss commenting on it at times. So rather then pretend I know who is who and make […]

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Apparently a man is suing the Indiana Pacers and its mascot, “Boomer”, because the mascot dropped the boom on him and he now has “permanent injuries”. He should be suing because being a cat mascot for the Pacers makes absolutely no sense. I don’t expect mascots to always make sense, but the Pacers […]

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No, seriously. I do have a fever, and as such my brain has been being cooked alive for the past 60 hours. Can’t think good… haven’t did one of these in a while…
NBDL mascot Da Bull lost his head, literally, and got T’d up which almost cost his team the game. (ESPN)
The […]

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Well, if not all of Canada, then probably at least the city of Oshawa, who because the mayor lost a bet with (the one, but probably not only) Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report. The bet involved a game between the Oshawa Generals and the Saginaw Spirit, who’s been on Colbert’s good side ever […]

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Considering the fact that there has not been a halfway decent Olympic mascot since…. well… well, I don’t ever remember the Olympics ever announcing a mascot or creating a symbol that passed as a sports icon or emblem… most often it looks like somehting you’d see at Wally World.
But China being who they are, happen […]

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Otherwise known as the best mascot, which so happens to be Butch T. Cougar this year. In a playoff system which I can only imagine was determined by tequila shots and the ability to play the banjo, Washington State’s mascot won the 2006 Capital One National Mascot of the Year.
In more important news, the […]

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