Yesterday I said that “every time Noah opens his mouth and words come out I feel like punching a baby”, and I felt the need to explain. So when I found this supporting evidence, and the inspiration for my statement on Deadspin today, I had to share it.

Honestly, I don’t know what it is [...]

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Tonight I felt like I was watching the poll results come in from any presidential election in recent memory where it was Republican candidate I didn’t like running opposite Democratic candidate I didn’t like. On one hand, I grew up a Michigan fan, and from everything I have read, seen and experienced, tOSU [...]

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Honestly, I’ve had this date circled for months on my calendar, and its opening day, with the New York Mets playing the St. Louis Cardinals tonight… or are they?
How messed up would it be though, if everyone tuned in and showed up to the game but neither team showed up and it was just an [...]

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My bracket is doomed. I only have two teams left in my final four, and they play each other: OSU and Georgetown. My only hope to salvage a decent finish is a Georgetown win and championship. Only three teams in the pool took G-Town, so by default if they win I should [...]

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Good lord, I know I am biased, but I really felt like the poor shot selection late in the second half, first overtime, and second overtime pretty much handed the Commodores the victory yesterday. The Cougs certainly did “Coug it” this time around, because I thought they were the better team, but they seemed [...]

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Would I have believed I would have gone 14 of 16 on the first day of March Madness. And of course the team that really killed me: Duke. They have killed me each and every time I have picked them this year. Apparently the kryptonite to Duke’s program is my support, which [...]

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Well, at least all of the pundits who called for Washington State’s demise in the first round against Oral Roberts. I know that Oral Roberts is a pretty good mid-major team, but I really could not believe how many columns I read saying that not only did Oral Roberts have a good chance at [...]

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This is it, the final installment of the series which will leave your friends and coworkers in tears, rolling on the floor in laughter.
You have no idea, none at all, how much I wanted to pull the trigger on putting WSU straight into the final four. I was close, but Georgetown is just too [...]

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Once again, if you want to actually win your pool, I recommend going elsewhere for advice. If you just need a good laugh, my picks might just do that for ya.
This bracket has everyone’s favorite team right now, Texas A&M, and really has about the only upset I would be willing to put money [...]

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Just follow my tried and true advice and you too can be the laughing stock of your pool.
In the midwest bracket, my biggest problems came in picking the winners between Oregon and Wisconsin and between Butler and Florida. I really, really don’t trust Florida right now, and Oregon is coming off of an impressive [...]

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