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Tiger Woods: Golfer Or Bloodthirsty Killer?

February 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Everyone knows how pissed off he gets when someone takes a picture in his backswing, so when I saw this on Comcast this morning, I had to at least point out the near-sightedness to let something like this get posted on such a major site:

So now that Tiger Woods has the taste for human blood, […]

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M-O-O-N, That Spells Lewd Misconduct

February 21st, 2007 · 2 Comments

I love this for two reasons. First, because USC ice hockey goalie Mickey Meyer did what almost any current or former hockey player probably felt like doing at some point, deliberately pissing off the refs. I also love it because where else than at BYU would something like this be a serious incident.
In […]

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You’re A Bad Bad Man Charlie Brown

February 20th, 2007 · No Comments

There’s been some stuff going on here and there this week. Dominick Rhodes got himself a nice DUI to go along with his new Super Bowl ring, and Pacman Jones happened to be at the post NBA All Star game shoot out. Its all bad stuff, but it pales in comparison to two […]

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There Are Parts Of Coaching That Aren’t Ideal

February 17th, 2007 · No Comments

Most of the time those parts are called ‘parents’. I don’t know exactly what happened, but “do your best”, and “I’m proud of you for trying” have been replaced with “kill him Jimmy!” and “I didn’t raise you to be a loser”. But even worse than that, parents seem to be finding it […]

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At Least He Got To Keep His Ear

February 17th, 2007 · No Comments

This story is a few days old, but I figured I’d sit on it until I needed some inspiration for a post.
But what is it that makes boxers completely insane? Mike Tyson used to be the extreme example of this, but recently World cruiserweight champion O’Neil Bell decided to teach a lesson in one […]

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Damn You Smirnoff… Why Do You Have To Be So Tasty

February 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Best headline of the day… no week.. no month…. a screw it, it is possibly the best headline I have ever seen: Man grabs shark with hands; Blames vodka. There are two ways this story could be funny. Either, a) someone got drunk and decided to grab a predator of the sea, or […]

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Why Your Favorite Team Will Be Renamed The Candycanes Within The Next Decade

February 13th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Because our society has taken civil rights and gone over the line. Everything offends someone, and God forbid someone gets offended. I get offended on a daily basis, by the amount of stupidity exhibited by people on a daily basis, but that’s their deal, and for the most part if you are offended […]

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Its More Drama* Than Jumping On A Bike With No Seat

February 12th, 2007 · No Comments

What a day… what a day.
Cheating in NASCAR? No way. Next thing you are gong to tell me is that the sport is dominated by white trash and rednecks - Kenseth, Kahne fail inspections, face penalties
Kris Benson just found a way to keep an eye on his wife. I can’t believe that […]

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Tonight’s Topic Is: “Effigies: Are They Worth The Effort?” Why Not Just Get the Real Guy?!

February 11th, 2007 · No Comments

Soccer hooliganism: because when I think of watching an entire soccer match, I want to kick in a few skulls too…
Okay, here is the irony to me. One of the lest violent sports right now is causing issues in three European nations right now(Germany, Brazil, and Italy) and fans beating the living crap out […]

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Tags: International · Soccer · Random Thoughts · Life · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Ron Artest Is Not Only A Bad Rapper… He’s Also A Bad Person

February 7th, 2007 · No Comments

So last night, a local bar manager has accused three members of Ron Artest’s former team of attacking him in the early morn. The accused players are Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daniels, and Keith McLeod, who claim that at the time the brawl broke out they were just trying to get out of the club […]

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