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I Don’t Get The Problem.. Should He Have Used A Bat?

April 4th, 2007 · No Comments

“Canadian regulators” recently told newly signed Blue Jay Frank “Big Hurt” Thomas that they were pulling his commercial that promotes the Jays’ 2007 season because he beats the living crap out of some kid in the commercial.
Okay, that’s probably going too far, but here it is in a nutshell:
Thomas walks in to a bedroom where […]

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Good News Sportsfans!

April 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

It’s been made official, so for all of you out there who were holding back like me, just go buck wild. The reasoning for this: a judge in Morristown, New Jersey ruled recently, that there’s no such thing as a DWI when you’re driving a Zamboni.
A judge ruled the four-ton ice rink-grooming machines aren’t […]

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Opening Day!?!

April 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Honestly, I’ve had this date circled for months on my calendar, and its opening day, with the New York Mets playing the St. Louis Cardinals tonight… or are they?
How messed up would it be though, if everyone tuned in and showed up to the game but neither team showed up and it was just an […]

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Not Kids, Drunks Say The Darndest Things

March 15th, 2007 · No Comments

Awww, how cute. Recently a Montana man crashed his truck into a light pole, but only after running a red light, hitting another vehicle and making a crazy U-turn. Just like every other drunk in America, it wasn’t his fault… this time the unicorn did it.
A man told police not to blame him […]

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5 Ways To Show Your Husky Pride…

March 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Way one: actually win the poll on your own alumni website.
To me, this is funny because I am a WSU Cougar, but the University of Washington Alumni Association homepage put up a poll, asking people to vote on who has more pride, Huskies or Cougars.

So here is my thought: its your own alumni site, obvously […]

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Throwing More Blogosphere Nonsense Your Way

March 7th, 2007 · No Comments

I was reading through the Seattle Times online today, and found a fairly disturbing piece written by columnist Steve Kelley, “Open season in Blog-ville if M’s lose“. Kelley essentially insinuates that bloggers are irrational sports fans who know little to nothing about sports and pretty much it is their job to over-hype and blow […]

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Yippie: More Crap On TV

March 4th, 2007 · No Comments

So, David and Victoria Beckham are going to have a new reality show? Tell me more:
“Each episode will focus on Beckham’s transition to Los Angeles,” Variety said, adding the show “will explore how one of the most famous women in the world uproots the machinery surrounding her — publicist, stylist, personal assistant, etc. — […]

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The Japanese Love Buffaloes

March 4th, 2007 · No Comments

I know nothing about Japanese baseball, but I do find it odd that they have two teams with the Buffalo monkier: the Orix Buffaloes and the Kintetsu Buffaloes. The only reason why I know this is because after signing with Orix, Tuffy Rhodes will now have played for both teams.
Rhodes came out of retirement […]

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Let Me Be A Tool Of Major League Baseball For A Moment

March 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Just have to say how much I love MLB.TV. Honestly, Bud Selig and MLB as a business rarely make good moves which benefit the league and fans alike. I love this one. $100 a year gets you every out of market game on any computer. Right now as I’m writing this […]

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I Believe The Term For That Is Three Beer Bi…

February 24th, 2007 · No Comments

Tell me this won’t come up in the locker room or on the field and I will know you are a liar. As noted on Deadspin, the Dominic Rhodes DUI story just went from “sad because its true” to “funny because its true”. Now, I’ve never been this drunk, and believe me that […]

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