With the NFL back with a vengeance, there were three unrelated news stories today about getting down and dirty in the world of college football.
First off, the headlining news, Purdue receiver Selwyn Lymon was stabbed at a night club. Lymon is in fair condition, until Coach Tiller gets his hands on him that is:
Tiller […]
Entries Tagged as 'Douchebaggery'
Whatever You Can Do, We Can Do Better
April 1st, 2007 · 1 Comment
Tags: Douchebaggery · NCAA · Sport · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun
My Big Fat Greek Brawl
March 31st, 2007 · No Comments
I don’t know if the international sports community got together to try and steal headlines away from Pacman Jones, but if they did: well done… its working. Murder mysteries in the world of cricket and now someone else is dead following a riot in Greece… before, not after, a women’s volleyball match between rival clubs.
Amateur […]
Tags: Douchebaggery · International · Random Thoughts · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun
People Will Come… But Only Because They Can’t Watch
March 27th, 2007 · No Comments
People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of […]
Tags: Douchebaggery · MLB · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun
David Wells Has Type 2 Diabetes and Joey Porter Punches People…I’m So Surprised
March 19th, 2007 · No Comments
I know what you are thinking, how can a guy like David Well, who obviously takes such good care of himself, could possibly have diabetes… just shocking.
And then there is Joey Porter, who, let’s face it, is going to be really interesting if he starts hanging out down in Miami with Marcus Vick and Daunte […]
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Two Reasons To Carry Bail Money: Barry And Beer
March 14th, 2007 · No Comments
Honestly, too much of either one is likely to land you in the slammer.
But I love this picture. First off, it looks like Bonds probably would have been better off DHing in the AL after he lost two flyballs in the first inning of Monday’s spring training game. Second, his little blunder just […]
Tags: San Francisco Giants · Douchebaggery · MLB · Random Thoughts · Baseball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Weak Sauce Bettman, Weak Freakin Sauce
March 12th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Needs some pep, maybe a little red pepper or possibly some Tapatillo.
The NHL dropped the thunder hammer wrist slap slight tap on Chris Simon today. Simon did the most cowardly and vicious act possible, but hockey officials are still stuck in the mode of punishing the result, not the act. Since Ryan Hollweg […]
Tags: Douchebaggery · Dumb Rules and The People Who Make Them · NHL · Sport · Hockey · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Making Britney Look Like A Saint Takes Talent
March 11th, 2007 · No Comments
And these three people make her look like a model citizen and parent.
Soccer Dad: I had previously believed the crazy overbearing parent attacking refs and coaches at youth sporting events was something that made America special. But not so. We now have this as a common trait with Germany, which is a much […]
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Okay, Can I Trademark “Overpaid Thugs”?
March 10th, 2007 · No Comments
A few years ago there was an issue of Texas A&M suing the Seattle Seahawks to cease and desist using the term “12th Man”, and lost because it was a moronic lawsuit, and honestly, shame on them.
But now the empire is striking back, and turning the tables on the NCAA, specifically Cal and Stanford, whose […]
Tags: NFL · Douchebaggery · Sport · Culture · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun
Throwing More Blogosphere Nonsense Your Way
March 7th, 2007 · No Comments
I was reading through the Seattle Times online today, and found a fairly disturbing piece written by columnist Steve Kelley, “Open season in Blog-ville if M’s lose“. Kelley essentially insinuates that bloggers are irrational sports fans who know little to nothing about sports and pretty much it is their job to over-hype and blow […]
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Rockin Out With The HGH…The Matthews, Jr. Saga Continued
March 7th, 2007 · 1 Comment
John Rocker is the latest name to pop up on the list of steroid/ HGH customers of Signature Pharmacy, but of course he was only taking it for medical reasons…that’s cute. It would be just a bit too convenient if none of these athletes are guilty, and those whose names didn’t mysteriously appear on […]
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