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Entries Tagged as 'Douchebaggery'

If All It Took Was $100k To Get UW To Fire Tyrone, Then His Ass Would Have Hit The Pavement Long Ago

January 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Now this one is strange. The Seattle Times reported today, that UW alumnus, and multimillionaire, Ed Hansen had offered UW President Mark A. Emmert $100,000 in scholarhisps for the law school for the firing of Tyrone Willingham - and another $100,000 for the firing of AD Todd Turner - in his 1,000+ emails to […]

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Tags: Fuskies · Douchebaggery · NCAA · Football

No Officer, I Don’t Smoke Weed… It’s Herbal B-12

January 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

Really Roger? Really? All this time, and a pseudo- Barry Bonds/ Rafael Palmeiro is the best you can come up with? Wait, let me guess… it wasn’t even yours; you got them from Miguel Tejada. Right? Yea, that’s a good story, let’s stick to that.
First of all, vitamin B-12 is […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Baseball

Biting The Hand That Feeds: Another Look Into How Deep MLB Has Their Heads Buried Deep In Their Asses

December 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment

On this special Boxing Day edition, I’d like to take a look at a few things… really just once again to beat that dead horse and drive that point home that:

Bud Selig doesn’t have a clue
MLB is constantly trying to screw over its loyal fans

To begin, I have to start by reminding all of you […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · Fantasy Sports · Baseball

Barry’s Indictment Brings Nothing To The Table

November 16th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Okay, so it brings us to the conclusion that we may be able to prove that Barry took steroids knowingly. Compare this to our current level of information: according to Game of Shadows we know that Barry admitted to taking a substance that he did not think was steroids… which turned out to be, […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · San Francisco Giants · MLB · Baseball

Will The Sonics Be Playing In Key Arena In 2009-10? Does Beer Taste Good?

October 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Yep, that’s what I do here, I ask the difficult obvious questions. Tomorrow, is Seattle’s deadline to come up with the stadium that Sonics owner Clay Bennett so desperately [does not] wants. I don’t know, sorry for being pessimistic but I have to believe that Bennett knows that no stadium deal is possible, […]

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Tags: Seattle Supersonics · Douchebaggery · NBA · Basketball

Do NOT Botch Coldplay At Karaoke In Seattle

August 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Nothing to do with sports… but this was way too good to pass up.
On Thursday night, a man was singing his way through Coldplay’s “Yellow” quite terribly - most likely unbeknown to him because of a little friend I like to call alcohol - which so enraged one 21 year old woman that she was […]

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Tags: What The Hell? · Douchebaggery · Seal Clubbin' Fun

I Refuse To View Pacman Jones As An “Investment”

August 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Did the Titans’ staff not see Pacman’s interview on ESPN First Take Thursday? That was the most pathetic attempt at claiming that he has cleaned up his act. So why in the hell would Tennessee actually go to court to stop him from wrestling? A wrestling injury just means they get to […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · NFL · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Parenting Tips From Sports Fans/ Douchenozzles

July 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Parents: do your kids get in the way of your enjoyment of sporting events. Here are two sure-fire ways to enjoy your sports after you become parents… oh, yea, and you’ll probably wind up in jail too. No biggie.
Bring ‘Em With
Earlier this month, a man was caught dragging his 10-year old son through […]

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Tags: International · Douchebaggery · NFL · Random Thoughts · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Douchebaggery, Thy Name Is Ronald G. Mexico

July 20th, 2007 · No Comments

I’m tying to stay away from the whole Mike Vick story right now. I love pit bulls and my fiancee is in vet school right now so needless to say I’m not exactly all that tolerant of what Vick is alleged to have done and to be fair he hasn’t been convicted of anything […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · NFL · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Barry Bonds Deserves His All-Star Spot

July 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Believe me, this is coming from one of the biggest Barry haters out there, but unfortunately we live in a universe where we need the smoking gun, and until that’s out there I think we have to begrudgingly talk about Bonds as if he is worth half a crap.
So with all the talk on sports […]

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Tags: Douchebaggery · San Francisco Giants · MLB · Baseball · Seal Clubbin' Fun