If someone had a right to sue God right now, it might be Charlie Weiss who is getting no help from Touchdown Jesus evidenced by the fact that the Catholic school has 0.. count ‘em up… 0 touchdowns. “Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be […]

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Two drug arrests on two continents makes me not sure if I should be proud to be American or long for Australia’s innocence. It also points out the fact that when our former stars screw up, they give it 110% where in other countries the full commitment to debauchery is not being made.
Over the […]

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A few years ago there was an issue of Texas A&M suing the Seattle Seahawks to cease and desist using the term “12th Man”, and lost because it was a moronic lawsuit, and honestly, shame on them.
But now the empire is striking back, and turning the tables on the NCAA, specifically Cal and Stanford, whose […]

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There’s been some stuff going on here and there this week. Dominick Rhodes got himself a nice DUI to go along with his new Super Bowl ring, and Pacman Jones happened to be at the post NBA All Star game shoot out. Its all bad stuff, but it pales in comparison to two […]

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If I ever get arrested… please let it be as good of a story as this:
An intoxicated 28-year-old man apparently broke into a secure area near McCarran International Airport and stole a luggage cart tug car before being arrested early Tuesday.
Joshua Scheuerman is accused by police of breaching two perimiter fences at the Quail Air […]

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Because their whole ‘arresting sports stars’ policy is totally different over there.
As a matter of fact, an Indian cop has been reprimanded and transferred for doing his job… he was trying to fine Mahendra Singh Dhoni, Inida’s top cricket player/ pseudo-celebrity/ hero to the masses for having illegally tinted windows. A little anal retentive? […]

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So far on this blog I have written about Dads at their kids’ football games who were a) tasered or b) pulled a gun. In Corpus Christie, Texas the madness continues:

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I’m not really big on writing up politics; tell someone that your favorite team is their rival and you are likely to hear an f-bomb or two. Tell someone you vote for another party and my guess is that an f-bomb might be the nicest thing said to you. So is it any […]

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So far this year a parent already got tasered for arguing against a bad call like only a crackhead proud parent could. Another parent was confused for a sniper. This is just another sign that maybe I should stick to coaching at the high school level.
Over the weekend, it seems that a proud […]

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Announcing the release of my new book If I Had A Crappy Blog That No One Reads. Go ahead, change your pants, I’ll wait.
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Okay, now to the next book to anticipate which I found on Rumors and Rants: OJ Simpson will be writing a hypothetical novel about what it would have been like if […]

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