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Entries Tagged as 'Colorado Is Weird'

People We’d Like to Club: Woody Paige Offends Me On So Many Levels

October 16th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Readers, I have gone to hell and back and lived to tell the tale. Yes, I actually ventured to the Denver Post website, and more specifically to the address for Woody Paige’s columns to see if I was right. I wanted to prove a point, and unfortunately I was completely correct.
One step back, […]

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Tags: People We'd Like To Club · Colorado Is Weird · MLB · Baseball

Colorado State In The News For All The Wrong Reasons

April 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment

First off, Rams hate children. They do. Its a fact.
Over the weekend, during the annual Green and Gold game, a 4 year old was roaming around behind the endzone when a diving touchdown catch resulted in a bit of an accident.
See helmet.
See helmet hit head.
See head bleed.

Actually, […]

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Tags: CSU Rams · Colorado Is Weird · NCAA · Basketball · Football · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

I Love The Smell Of Tiger Balm In The Morning

February 15th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Ah, spring is in the air, and pitchers and catchers report to spring training today, officially ending a horrible stretch run in sports when football ends and baseball has yet to begin.
It also means that Barry Bonds has that proverbial target back on his forehead, especially now since he finally signed with the Giants after […]

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Tags: Colorado Is Weird · Douchebaggery · San Francisco Giants · MLB · Baseball · Sport · Seal Clubbin' Fun

Bob Knight Is A Gentle And Saintly Person

January 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

If you ask me, my coach can slap me in the face and throw chairs all he wants.. just leave my cash and prizes alone. A basketball coach in Monument, Colorado (anyone remember me telling you that Colorado is, well… special) allegedly ignored this rule and hit his players in their happy places at […]

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Colorado Is Weird · Basketball · Sport · Life · Seal Clubbin' Fun