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Entries Tagged as 'Cincinnati Bengals'

Say It Ain’t So Ocho Cinco

February 2nd, 2007 · No Comments

Miami police questioned Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Johnson about a homicide on Monday. Police say that its a routine questioning, and that Mr. Cinco is not a suspect.
“Police have characterized this as a routine procedure and have stressed that Chad is not a suspect or even a person of interest in this case.”
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Don’t They Make AFC Central Runner’s Up Bags Anymore?

January 22nd, 2007 · No Comments

Okay, this is getting ridiculous…Johnathan Joseph just became the ninth friggin Cincinnati Bengals player to be arrested in the past nine months, he was arrested for marijuana possession. He was riding in a car with an unlicensed driver when they got pulled over and had the car searched. One thing that is the […]

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Chris Henry May Want To Consider A Move To India

January 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Because their whole ‘arresting sports stars’ policy is totally different over there.
As a matter of fact, an Indian cop has been reprimanded and transferred for doing his job… he was trying to fine Mahendra Singh Dhoni, Inida’s top cricket player/ pseudo-celebrity/ hero to the masses for having illegally tinted windows. A little anal retentive? […]

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