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Way Beyond Petroleum

August 9th, 2006 · No Comments

You learn something new everyday. Little did I know the role that seals play in the oil industry. Does this mean the Edmonton Oilers are technically the first pro sports team moniker with a tie in to SealClubbers?

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Tags: YouTube · Animals/Pets · Life

Oh Sweet Irony

July 24th, 2006 · No Comments

Duck hunter exposed to type of bird flu (Reuters)

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Animals/Pets · Life

Beware The Seattle Seals

July 20th, 2006 · No Comments

According to this sign I saw two nights ago when I was on the waterfront, it is advised that seals are dangerous, especially the tattooed seals. They might be packing.

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Animals/Pets

Bears Are Stealing Our Way Of Life

July 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Of course some people fear that bears will attack them. I’m not. I’m afraid one is going to steal my booze and drive off with my car.
In Nevada, a bear grabbed a pizza and jumped into the back of a vintage convertable. But pizza can make a bear mighty thirsty:
“It also apparently […]

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Tags: Random Thoughts · Animals/Pets · Life

When Animals Attack: Tabby Versus Bear

June 10th, 2006 · No Comments

Considering how bears ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo last month, right in front of zoo guests, you would think that any wild bear would tear a little house cat to pieces. Yea… apparantly not the case.
I know cats are territorial, but I guess fearless too. In West Milford, NJ a house […]

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Third Sign Of The Apocalypse

May 27th, 2006 · No Comments

Okay. When I was going to school, I always thought that some of the in-state students seemd a little off. This was confirmed when I saw something recently. Let me first say, that this alone confirms that Coloradoans are freakin’ nuts.
Ever seen the show When Animals Attack? Here is why: This June… […]

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Tags: Animals/Pets · Life · Culture

Barbaro: Preakness To Purina

May 21st, 2006 · No Comments

Barbaro, the winning horse of the Kentucy Derby, broke his leg during the early parts of the Preakness on Saturday. It was a pretty horrible injury, but initial reports after the surgery look like the horse won’t have to be put down.
If you ask me, I think he planned it all. Faced with […]

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Tags: Animals/Pets · Sport

Propagating The Bear Agenda

May 16th, 2006 · No Comments

Why doesn’t this ever happen when I go to the zoo?

Bears Eat Monkeys in Front of Zoo Visitors (AP)

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America’s Newest Threat

May 11th, 2006 · No Comments

Well, hybrids aren’t just for the garage anymore. Looks like bears are getting into the act as well. Just recently a hunter shot a polar bear that had spotted brown fur and longer claws than normal. A DNA test proved that the bear is in fact a polar-grizzly mix. Since this […]

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The Beast Within

May 9th, 2006 · No Comments

I don’t know what happened, I have no idea. All I know is when I came home from work today there was one dead bird in the hallway, another live bird cornered on top of a hutch by our cat Tigre in the living room, and feathers everywhere in one of the bedrooms. […]

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Tags: Animals/Pets · Life