This weekend, don’t forget about the horse that could couldn’t.
Surely, the Kentucky Derby will have their own special tribute that will honor the late Barbaro, but why make your own tribute… and a coffee table and macaroni picture while you’re at it too…

[Sketch from 106.1 KISS in Seattle]

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I know this probably just makes me look like a dork because I didn’t even know there was a show called Shark, but knowing that, you can understand my confusion while I was at the CBS website seeing if they had any good shows to watch…

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Aww. Nibbles, what a cute name.
Nibbles the elephant seal is defying his tame nickname by killing smaller seals, menacing a kayaker and chomping on a surfer and a dog on the northern California coast
Okay, not so cute. That’s one pissed off seal…. he must have read my blog.

The 2,000-pound lone male is seen […]

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Not officially or anything, its just my best guess, that during a race there are two things cyclists fear most: random drug testing, and being trampled by a rogue horse..

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Monkey flees zoo, attacks bus passenger
Comedians always joke about animals escaping the zoo, but it really happened in Mexico, but for some God awful reason the monkey decided that freedom is best spend riding a bus.
The animal sat next to the bus driver for almost an hour as he drove through the city, and scratched […]

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For starters, I think if you hump dead animals (ahem… Tom Green) you might seek help. It’s just a thought.
This post has absolutely nothing to do with sports, unless this is some kind of sport you people out there play… and if so you are all sick, sick individuals who shouldn’t stop reading my […]

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What a day… what a day.
Cheating in NASCAR? No way. Next thing you are gong to tell me is that the sport is dominated by white trash and rednecks - Kenseth, Kahne fail inspections, face penalties
Kris Benson just found a way to keep an eye on his wife. I can’t believe that […]

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That’s how I know I’d feel if some nutjob in a seal costume beat me over the head with a bat. I can’t help it; mascot violence just appeals to my sense of humor.

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Maybe I’ll have to branch out for the good of the people of San Francisco. Limiting myself to seals may be leaving out an important market segment…
In San Francisco, a certain sea lion has bitten 14 people and chased off another 10.

“I was swimming along, and I felt a brush under my feet. And […]

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Sweet merciful crap. They actually did it. Only one year removed from a 56-5 defeat at the hands of the same team, Rutgers took it to Louisville to become the only remaining undefeated team in the Big East, and did their part to fan the flame that is the argument for a playoff […]

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