Just in case anyone out there wonders, or is a livid member of an animal rights organization, I do not personally club seals, I do not encourage all you kids out there to club seals. I do however, find the notion of clubbing seals to be HILARIOUS. There is just something so absurd about the whole concept that, well, makes me laugh.

Part two of the story behind the SealClubbers name was partly settled upon because of an old baseball team named the San Francisco Seals, which was once the team of both Joe and Dom DiMaggio, and an old hockey team: the Oakland Seals.

Finally, I’m not exactly tackling the tough subjects here on SealClubbers.com. Nope, I tend to go after easy prey like Maurice Clarett, Terrell Owens, and Alf. So all in all I found the name to fit my personality, a history of sports teams in my old stomping grounds, and fits the content quite well.