Really Roger? Really? All this time, and a pseudo- Barry Bonds/ Rafael Palmeiro is the best you can come up with? Wait, let me guess… it wasn’t even yours; you got them from Miguel Tejada. Right? Yea, that’s a good story, let’s stick to that.

First of all, vitamin B-12 is a vitamin that keeps your nervous system working and is only needed if you don’t eat enough meat or dairy products or have a gastro-intestinal problem. Come on Roger, taking one look at it it’s pretty damn obvious that steak and ice cream are consumed regularly. I think that arthritis rub was a much better defense personally.

Well, I needed a good laugh anyway. Thanks Rog.

• In ‘60 Minutes’ interview, Roger Clemens says McNamee injected him with lidocaine and B-12 (AP)