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Beer Tastes Sweeter When Procured From A Moving Vehicle

October 25th, 2007 · No Comments

side.jpgMan, this one just reeks of bad parenting, moronic decision making - how you gonna be a one-armed cheerleader? - and red blooded Americanism.

A woman let her teenage daughter lean out of a moving van to take beer from a vehicle that was driving alongside on a southeastern Nebraska highway, authorities said Wednesday.

Terry Kisling, 47, of Hickman, was driving the van of high school cheerleaders to a football game in Nebraska City earlier this month when a group of boys pulled up next to them in a sport-utility vehicle, Norris High School principal John Skretta said.

Authorities said they did not know how fast the van was traveling. Nebraska Highway 2 is a divided four-lane highway with a speed limit of 65 mph, Holland said.

Seriously, there’s a lot I’d do for a cold beer at times - sell my car, illegally transport human organs across state lines - but leaning out a moving van might be toeing the line a bit.

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Posted on February 09th, 2010, 03:36