Well, I’d consider a 1-3 start getting crapped on by your team, but the fans in Cinci are getting crapped on in a much more literal sense.
The owners of the stadium where the Cincinnati Bengals play have withdrawn a request seeking city approval to shoot pigeons that have been pooping on fans during games.
Apparently they are going to use sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads… well, just lasers… to ward off the vermin at games in Cincinnati. Man, in the pre-Roger Goddell era this would have been the perfect place to insert your best Chris Henry joke. I love how the Commish is taking action, but he’s killing my opportunities for lame jokes.
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