Awful… just awful.

I’m thinking radio is the way to follow the Sharks games this year. I won’t be able to keep food down watching them play in these…

“Our goal was to produce a uniform that paid homage to our birth as a franchise while incorporating a few elements that are more ‘now’,” said President and Chief Executive Officer Greg Jamison. “The striping on the jersey is reminiscent to our first sweaters. We increased the size of the numbers and added them to the front of the sweater, which will help our fans in identifying our players more quickly and easily. On top of all that, we are excited by the new technological innovations made by Rbk.”

Yea Greg… but how are fans supposed to quickly identify players when they must avert their eyes from the sheer horror that are these new unis? What the hell happened in these meetings? Doesn’t anyone know how to say “no”?

What about stripes at the bottom? Do it
Should we have stripes on the sleeves? Yes
Maybe we could have shoulder patches? Of course
With logos on each shoulder? Definitely
And some teams put numbers on the front… can we have numbers on the front? Absolutely
Can we basically have it look like someone vomited on one of our old jerseys.. .but using a new logo? Dynamite idea.. .make it happen

This is the first time in my life that the team with the bad unis has been my team. For years I’ve had the privilege to laugh and point at all the horrendous garbage teams have worn over the years. Man, karma’s a bitch.