Nothing to do with sports… but this was way too good to pass up.

On Thursday night, a man was singing his way through Coldplay’s “Yellow” quite terribly - most likely unbeknown to him because of a little friend I like to call alcohol - which so enraged one 21 year old woman that she was forced to act… and she acted quickly.

A woman attacked a karaoke singer belting out Coldplay on Thursday night, telling him he “sucked” before she pushed and punched him to get him to stop singing, bar staff said. The man was singing “Yellow” when it happened.

“It took three or four of us to hold her down,” bartender Robert Willmette said.

When she was escorted outside, the 21-year-old woman “went crazy,” Willmette said, throwing punches at him and others, including an off-duty police officer.

Patrol officers and detectives then arrived at the neighborhood bar and blocked off the street, which inflamed the woman’s rage even more, a police report said. Before police could handcuff the woman, she headbutted the off-duty officer at least twice.

There’s a lesson in this for everyone if you are willing to read between the lines: that bitch crazy.

• Karaoke singer attacked in Wash. bar (AP)