Wow, now that I’ve started off with titling my post something that will garner literally thousands of hits on google from pedophiles around the world and probably get my site listed as a “suspect” web site, let’s get started.

First off, you are never too young to drink and drive… at least I guess. An Alabama cop got the surprise of a lifetime recently when he saw who had just led him on a 100-mile and hour chase.

An 11-year-old girl was charged with drunken driving after leading police on a chase at speeds of up to 100 mph that ended when she flipped the car in an Alabama beach town.

The car belonged to a relative and police were still trying to find out where she got the alcohol. There was none in the vehicle but her blood alcohol level was over the limit for adult motorists, police told the newspaper.

Okay, now that you are all warmed up, I found this via EDSBS. On the Sports Junkies, a sports talk show in D.C., they report a story in which LSU head coach Les Miles was reported to have ripped his 11 year old neighbor to shreds in a radio interview. Of course the story is completely fake, but these guys are a bit more gullible that the average bear, and completely believe it for the most part. It’s worth a listen anyway… whoever made this story up in the first place is a comical genius… and probably an Alabama fan.

• 11-year-old charged with driving drunk in Alabama (Reuters)
• SPORTS JUNKIES FALL FOR HAYLEY LAFONTAINE (Every Day Should Be Saturday