Alcohol always makes for interesting news stories. Let’s face it drunks do the darndest things.

In Amsterdam, one drunk man saw that a bicycle mounted on top of a car = fun + ride home.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Police officers in the Dutch city of Alkmaar were surprised to see a car passing by with a man sitting on a bicycle on its roof.

The driver and his wife, when stopped by the police, said they heard a noise while waiting at a traffic light, but did not realise they were taking on an extra passenger.

The 26 year-old man who took the free ride was fined for public drunkenness, not carrying an identity card and providing a false identity to the police.

You know, I had friends in college who thought it would be a quick and easy ride home to hop on a moving train… while completely and totally drunk. Do you have any idea how great of an idea this guy must have thought he was having the moment he decided to hop on? Probably about as great as he thought it would be to give the cops a fake name…