This week’s assignment includes 7 links… and you will be tested on this.

Who likes short shorts? Cooley likes short shorts (Mr. Irrelevant)

Greenie is going to eventually have to milk that cow (Awful Announcing)

Who is the best Abreu? As long as they don’t play for the Yankees they have my vote (Gheorgie: The Blog)

Lord knows Barry Bonds isn’t going about this right… so how could he be doing things better? (If I Ran)

Urban Meyer is really going to start having to earn that paycheck (Rumors and Rants)

Speaking of getting started, Nick Saban is not getting along so well with the parents. I am praying for a Dan Hawkins-esque tirade (Signal to Noise)

Kind of reminds me of that darn time when I was in high school and those hoodlums poured all that malt liquor down my throat when I wasn’t paying attention (WBRS Sports Blog)