First off, Rams hate children. They do. Its a fact.

Over the weekend, during the annual Green and Gold game, a 4 year old was roaming around behind the endzone when a diving touchdown catch resulted in a bit of an accident.

See helmet.

See helmet hit head.

See head bleed.

Actually, it wasn’t all that bad. Kids could get hit by trucks and bounce right back up. My question though: who is the marketing genius behind setting up a youth festival where unsupervised toddlers are roaming the sidelines of a college football scrimmage? No, nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

I know I got my first bachelor’s degree there, but that’s not going to stop me from calling them complete idiots.

Oh, and speaking of idiots, there’s always CSU basketball player Xavier Kilby to discuss. Kilby got in an argument with teammate Ronnie Aguilar and settled the debate as any good teammate should: he took out a gun, pointed it at Aguilar’s head, and then shot the gun into their couch. First of all, nice team attitude there. I know Aguilar only scored 0.2 pts per game, but he’s still a teammate.

Second: what the hell did the couch do to deserve that? All those good times relaxing, watching TV, playing XBOX, drinking brews, and you snap and put a cap in it’s ass? I really hope the Rams cut and run from this moron before he does something even dumberer.