I haven’t given one of these out in a while, but then again I have not found an accomplishment deserving of the statue… until yesterday, when I saw this:

REDMOND, Wash. - A Woodinville woman arrested following two car crashes last week registered a .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test — nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record.

[Deana F.] Jarrett blew the .47 on a portable breath tester after she collided with two other vehicles in quick succession, the patrol said. A check of all 356,000 breath tests administered since 1998 in Washington turned up only 35 above .40 — and none of those was higher than .45.

The legal intoxication threshold in Washington is .08.

To cap it all of, this lady is 54 years old, and the now proud recipient of the Clubbie, an award I concocted a while back when I got sick of hearing the word “ESPY” too many times, not to mention her recent accomplishment as being the state’s biggest drunk on record.

• Woman registers a .47 on breath tester (AP)