You know, once in a while I like to share one of the emails I get from my contact form, as occasionally the message is so insightful and throught provoking that I have to share it with the rest of the world or offer my response to a truly well developed question. This installment’s message comes from an anonymous person who did not leave a name or email, but through the magic of IP address lookup, they reside in Sacramento… and honestly I’m hoping this came from one of my friends from high school, because if its not just someone messing with me, it’s either an 8 year old or an adult with the intelligence of an 8 year old:

If you club seals you’re a jerk.

Thank you Anonymous. But allow me to offer my counterargument… Seals are ravenous beasts with no souls sent to Earth by Lucifer himself to bring chaos to the sea and lands of ice and snow.