Monkey flees zoo, attacks bus passenger

Comedians always joke about animals escaping the zoo, but it really happened in Mexico, but for some God awful reason the monkey decided that freedom is best spend riding a bus.

The animal sat next to the bus driver for almost an hour as he drove through the city, and scratched and bit a 20-year-old female passenger when she tried to hold it, the Mexican news agency Notimex said.

Holy crap. Great idea senorita, “can I touch the monkey?” Because I know for sure that if I was on a public bus in Mexico, and some random monkey was sitting next to the driver.. the last thing I’m doing is trying to grab the monkey.

On the other hand, if I was a monkey, minding my own business on the bus for over an hour until some random person tried to grab me… you can guarantee that I’d claw their eyes out.  I mean I’m just a little monkey, and if I don’t know you, its inappropriate to touch.