I know what you are going to say come this October: “Geeze eric, how did you so accurately predict the 2007 MLB season?”

Well, I’m glad you asked. It turns out that clubbing seals creates a euphoric state in which one can see the future.

AL MVP - Travis Hafner CLE
NL MVP - Alfonso Soriano CHN
AL Cy Young - Johan Santana MIN
NL Cy Young - Ben Sheets MIL
AL ROY - Alex Gordon KC
NL ROY - Chris B. Young ARI
AL Home Runs Leader - David Ortiz BOS
NL Home Runs Leader - Albert Pujols StL
AL Batting Champ - Vlad Guerrero LAA
NL Batting Champ - Miguel Cabrera FLA
AL Comeback Player - Zack Greinke KC
NL Comeback Player - Todd Helton COL
AL Division Champs - Boston, Minnesota, Oakland
NL Division Champs - New York, Milwaukee, Los Angeles
AL Wildcard - Los Angeles
NL Wildcard - Florida
AL Playoffs - Boston over Los Angeles, Minnesota over Oakland
NL Playoffs - New York over Los Angeles, Florida over Milwaukee
World Series - Boston over Florida