For starters, I think if you hump dead animals (ahem… Tom Green) you might seek help. It’s just a thought.

This post has absolutely nothing to do with sports, unless this is some kind of sport you people out there play… and if so you are all sick, sick individuals who shouldn’t stop reading my blog just because I insulted you…

So there is this 20 year old guy in Wisconsin who I have to assume was celebrating the Badgers’ tournament win loss (that’s right, they screwed by bracket like this guys screws …well, you’ll see), when he killed and had “sexual contact” with a deer. What’s extremely disturbing is that this is not the first time he has been to court for such an act. In 2005 the deer f**ker appeared in court because he tried to have his way with a dead horse, which again, he killed.

So sorry for going so far off subject today, but that was just one headline I could not pass up.

• Man gets probation for dead deer sex (AP)