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Not Kids, Drunks Say The Darndest Things

March 15th, 2007 · No Comments

cosby.jpgAwww, how cute. Recently a Montana man crashed his truck into a light pole, but only after running a red light, hitting another vehicle and making a crazy U-turn. Just like every other drunk in America, it wasn’t his fault… this time the unicorn did it.

A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.

Nice, the unicorn defense. “No officer, it wasn’t me, it was the unicorn”. I don’t think I have every heard of anyone using the insanity plea to get out of a DUI but this guy has a solid shot of pulling that off.

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Posted on November 18th, 2008, 20:20