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What’s In A Name?

March 10th, 2007 · No Comments

bt-fantasyfootball-gallery-1354.jpgWell, with NCAA brackets and fantasy baseball teams being drafted it seemed like a good time to sit down and look at some of the better fantasy team names that I have come across, especially for those of you who are tired of using the same old name or want to show up the guy who always one-ups your and has the best name. So here is a short collection of team names I found to be particularly funny or clever… of course a few of them are mine, but if I did not like my own team names that would be sad.

Going Old School: This is a time honored tradition, and if no one gets it that’s their own damn fault

  • Charlestown Chiefs
  • Bel-Air Academy
  • Hulkamaniacs
  • Bayside High Tigers
  • ULA Peacocks
  • West Canaan Coyotes
  • New York Knights

Ripped From The Headlines: Many of these were specific to an event or time… but still funny if you ask me.

  • New Orleans Looters
  • Team America World Police
  • Carl Monday Is Watching
  • Lidle Pilots
  • Barry Bail Bonds

Play-On-Words: You know how it works.. make something legit sound much different.

  • Sporting Woods
  • Athletic Supporters
  • The Breaking Wind
  • Jeters Never Prosper
  • Schilling Me Softly
  • Debbie Does Odalis
  • Sexon the Pujols

Just Being A Smart Ass: No category…

  • Hookers Don’t Snuggle
  • Washington Whiteskins
  • Male Pattern Radness
  • Hometown Honkies
  • Go Local Sports Team/College

It’s a short list, and if anyone out there has a team name they find especially funny or are proud of, feel free to drop a comment… and of course if you see a name you like, feel free to use them… its not like I have them trademarked or anything.

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Posted on January 07th, 2009, 13:32