Tell me this won’t come up in the locker room or on the field and I will know you are a liar. As noted on Deadspin, the Dominic Rhodes DUI story just went from “sad because its true” to “funny because its true”. Now, I’ve never been this drunk, and believe me that I had my days. Now I can’t imagine how embarrassing it would be to be an public figure, and get a DUI. But I’d probably want to go spend the rest of my career in the CFL or something if I did this:

After failing two field-sobriety tests, Rhodes told Hafez he had consumed two or three alcoholic drinks. While sitting in the police car’s front seat, Rhodes urinated on himself, the report said.

No, that’s not embarrassing at all. Geeze, I don’t care if it was 2 drinks or 20 drinks, pissing yourself as a grown adult is something that probably sticks with someone forever. I guess the only consolation is that he didn’t crap his pants.

• Report: Rhodes failed two sobriety tests (Indianapolis Star)