What a day… what a day.

Cheating in NASCAR? No way. Next thing you are gong to tell me is that the sport is dominated by white trash and rednecks - Kenseth, Kahne fail inspections, face penalties

Kris Benson just found a way to keep an eye on his wife. I can’t believe that its only 3 days until catchers and pitchers report and we already have our first season-long casualty. Pretty weak sauce if you ask me - Benson out for season with rotator cuff tear

Duke’s basketball team is no longer in the top 25. The first time that’s happened since 1996, and a lot has happened since 1996. Hell, in that time span Dennis Rodman went from failed basketball player, to failed author, to failed actor - Will Duke just be a bubble team?

Marty Shottenheimer needs work… all because his assistants left. That’s definitely can’t be good for the old man’s confidence - Shottenheimer fired by Chargers president

Its hard being a football coach. Its even harder being a family man when you are a football coach, and it totally sucks when everyone in the nation knows your kids are on more more drugs in one day than Daryl Strawberry was in a year. Beat them kids Andy, beat them like there’s no tomorrow… and then beat them some more - Eagles’ Reid taking a leave of absence

Bill Cosby has a champion show dog? Please don’t tell me its named Jello or Kodak - Bill Cosby’s terrier wins early round

The New York Giants released LaVar Arrington and two other starters. Man, I know you liked Tiki but throwing a temper tantrum isn’t going to solve anything - Giants release Arrington, Emmons, Petitgout

ESPN and USA Today are soulless, immoral bastards who need to be punished for their actions against the Cougar nation…. and I see nothing wrong with a little shameless self-promotion

*By the way… in no way am I advocating drama clubs. Clubbing defenseless baby seals… man’s sport. Drama club… that’s for Luskey, not for me.