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Peyton Manning Is A Moron

February 7th, 2007 · No Comments

peyton.jpgHe is. He really sounds like he is the dumbest guy on the planet.

Of course I’m not talking about the Colt’s quarterback. No, he seems smart enough. Got a lower wonderlic score than the Sex Cannon, but smart enough. I am talking about the Chicago Bears fan soon to be the fan formerly known as Scott Weise. Scott Peyton lost a bet because he bet on the Bears. Scott Peytonwas so confident that the Bears would win, he said that if they did not, he would legally change his name to Peyton Manning.

I will give him one thing, despite my lack of confidence in his ability to tie his own shoes, the guy follows through. Most people would be backtracking so fast if they had to change their name because they lost a bet. Peyton II has character, and character goes a long way, but what ever happened to bets where he would have to buy and wear a Peyton jersey or something. Now this die hard Bears fan has to explain to people for the rest of his life how he bet his own name on Rex Grossman and the ‘06 Bears.

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Posted on November 18th, 2008, 20:02