Andy, deep breath. What would Dr. Huxtable have done? If you said beat his kids like its going out of style, then you gave the correct answer.

This past Tuesday, both of the kids of Andy Reid, head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles, totally screwed up Andy’s world. The younger Britt, 21, pulled a gun on a motorist, but in all fairness he may have been just high like a kite and fascinated at the time by shiny objects considering all the fun things they found in Britt’s car:

From the vehicle police recovered a shotgun, ammunition, a container holding eight clear baggies with white residue, a container with white powder, four small white pills, and a pharmacy bottle holding a green leafy substance.

Hmmm. Prescription oregano? Well, to make things better, Britt’s older brother Garrett got in a car wreck where the cops found drug paraphernalia in his car… on the same day.

Poor Andy, he had to deal with all this “Donovan hates the Eagles, Donovan doesn’t hate the Eagles” crap and then has to come home from vacation to this? Oh well, after a year with TO this should be cake.

• Eagles coach’s sons under investigation (AP)