I lived in Saratoga, California from the time I was 9 until 18. So I spent a lot of time there. Sometimes I enjoy going back home, other times I wonder what on earth is going on there:

SARATOGA, Calif. - Who was that undressed man? That’s the question startled hikers, bikers and horseback riders are asking about a jogger seen streaking through an open space preserve wearing nothing but sneakers, glasses and a black tam hat.

“He passed me and said `Good evening,’” said equestrian Sue Bowdoin, who spotted the naked man, middle-aged and sporting a pale paunch, while riding her horse, Randy, on a trail in Fremont Older Open Space Preserve last summer…”He’s frumpy. Plain. Not in good physical shape,” Bowdoin said. “It’s not a pretty sight.”

Although numerous park users have reported seeing the exhibitionist over the last year-and-a-half, rangers have been unable to identify and arrest him for exposing himself, said Gordon Baillie of the Midpeninsula Regional Open Space District.

By most accounts, the man is polite and does nothing other than run in the buff.

That is pretty much the entire article, except for the fact that he has not been spotted during the cold weather, most likely because he is running “incognito”, or clothed. I also love the part where the woman actually takes the time to describe what his naked body looked like. Thank God I got out when I did, cause if I had seem something like that I think I would have been forced to remove my own eyes with a spork.

• Polite nude jogger shocks hikers, bikers (AP via San Jose Mercury News)