If I ever get arrested… please let it be as good of a story as this:

An intoxicated 28-year-old man apparently broke into a secure area near McCarran International Airport and stole a luggage cart tug car before being arrested early Tuesday.

Joshua Scheuerman is accused by police of breaching two perimiter fences at the Quail Air Center around 4 a.m.

He allegedly stole the tug car and began to drive it on airport property.

That man is a legend… and also take note of the article’s title: “alleged drunk man”, I can’t say I’ve ever seen an article stating that someone committed a crime, but was allegedly drunk. Typically its a drunk man that allegedly commits some crime. I must say… I am intrigued.

• Alleged drunk man breaks into airport (AP)