Why does it seem that anytime you see the name “Vick” in a headline you know there is a 75% chance someone screwed up. Honestly, when Michael and Marcus Vick screw up, they screw up big time. The latest of screwups was that Mike thought it would be a clever idea to try and smuggle some weed onto his flight by storing it into a water bottle with a secret compartment. First of all, to the best of my knowledge they don’t even allow water bottles past security anymore… I guess they do allow empty bottles, but is an already suspicious item really the best place for your contraband? I bet this was Marcus’s grand idea, wasn’t it Mikey?

So now, in the last nine months, Mike Vick has gotten caught trying to sneak his scooby snacks onto his flight, settled a lawsuit with a woman who claims he “knowingly” gave her herpes, and he also flipped off a fan after a home game. Outstanding for a guy who is a) the face of a franchise, and b) who’s QB ability is questioned on a daily basis (and for good reason, the guy’s current career passer rating is comparable with other current QBs like Doug Flutie, Gus Frerotte, Jake Plummer and Kerry Collins… even Aaron Brooks has a better career rating than Vick!).  Something tells me that Bobby Petrino may be in for more than he bargained for.

• Vick’s water bottle raises suspicion at Miami airport (AP)