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I Haven’t Been This Disappointed Since I Mixed Pop Rocks And Coke And Nothing Happened

January 8th, 2007 · No Comments

osuuf.gifAre you kidding me? I guess that’s what we get when the BCS “championship” game is on Fox: the same network that brought us

Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80’s Show, Wonder Falls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl’s Club, Cracking Up, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, Louie, Greg & The Bunny…

So if the UF-OSU game gets to be a total disappointment, so does the rest of my post:

And I still also remember Fox’s horrific attempts to cover the NHL…. But I really can not imagine a more lopsided game. Returning the opening kickoff for a TD and then packing it in for the rest of the game. And Troy Smith apparently wanted to get the Heisman jinx rolling as soon as possible: put up an impressive net 6 yards of total offense and 1 interception… 82 yards of total offense makes me think that as far as the Buckeyes were convinved all they had to do was show up and the title was theirs…. I do have to wonder now about Urban Meyer though… its been two years now so I can only assume he will be moving on with a fat new contract since that is his MO thus far (2 years at Bowling Green, 2 years at Utah, 2 years at Florida)…

Tags: BCS · NCAA · Sport · Football · Seal Clubbin' Fun

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Posted on August 28th, 2008, 16:59