And this might be the strangest news day of my life…

Saddam Hussein was hanged to death today, I’m not sure if people are ever hanged to near death, but for some reason I thought that when Saddam was dead that Iraq was supposed to be a safer place… in North Carolina a woman attempted to castrate a man at a Christmas party. No weapon was used, but 50 stitches were required to re-wrap what I can only assume what was mistaken as an early Christmas present…nine Catholic priests were arrested in China, and yet no children were touched in the process, weird… in the spirit of Rocky 6 George Lucas announced that Harrison Ford will appear in Indiana Jones 4; I can only assume that the 64 year old Dr. Jones will be battling new foes such as incontinence and those darn meddling kids… and finally, a German man proved that his love for the ale surpasses all others as he sold his 6 year old step-daughter’s beagle for a few drinks, proving once and for all that we still cannot trust German people (well, I think the fact that David Hasselhoff is a popular recording artist in Germany cemented that fact a long time ago).